The Puck Apologizes, 2019

A Weak And Idle Theme

If you mortals are offended,
think but this, and all is mended:
there was neither foul nor harm,
thus no cause to give alarm.
And this outraged twitter mob,
a virtue signaling hit job.
Culture, do not cancel us:
I will delete, if I must!

And, as I am an ally Puck,
if I have to give a fuck
now to 'scape the SJ throng,
we will make excuse ere long,
else the Puck be truly effed.
So much for the tol’rant left.
Give me a break, you care that much?

My lawyer shall be soon in touch. 

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